Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
There was only one time When God didn’t give people a cho… When God chose Jews He didn’t give them a choice As compensation
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
