We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published