Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it