Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

There is no Status quo But there is Status

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–