I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
