I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
