Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles