Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;