Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing