First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

I thought life was about Assembling a fan club for me But instead of being unable to kee… I can’t seem to get on top of my e… Because life’s a lot of work

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man