The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

100% of success is showing up on time

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely