Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots