Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

One thing I could do Was need control

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,