The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…