Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…