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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

I Wore #80 in Football Because I’m 80% Mental

I have half a mind
to lose my mind
and half a mind
to find God
 
The question, natch
is what to do with the other half
But if Yogi Berra is right
the other half of my mind is physical

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
Pax Americana

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Forever and a Bay Window

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
That’s Exactly What I Was Afraid Of

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
Living When the Day After Never Comes

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
One Is the Loneliest Number but Nu Is the Loneliest Letter

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
If You Can’t Keep a Family Secret, Then the Joke’s on You

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Everyone Has Flaws; the Trick Is Knowing Your Fatal Flaw

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
God’s Reliability Is a Constant Surprise; Try Not to Ruin the Surprise

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
What’s the Big Hurry?

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Who Needs Ontological Proof That We Have Underestimated God When We Need Only Look into Our Hearts?

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
No One Expects the Umpire Calling Balls and Strikes to Be Right; They Just Need Him to Be Consistent

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
Having Ruled Out the Breath of God, the Unbeliever Can but Feel Something Breathing Down His Neck

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
The Big Dadoo

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy



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