If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past