It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation