I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
