One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Let there be light blight and hindsight
