Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
