I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain