If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria