Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way: