It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…