In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
