The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
