People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in