An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
