Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got