You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…