I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”