I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off