The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
