When Luke unknowingly asks Yoda “How far away is Yoda– Will it take us long to get there?… Yoda replies “Patience, soon you will be with h…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time