There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
Love may never win but love always ties
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
