The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski