I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood