The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
