All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

In Let there be plight the P is silent

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled