Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
