We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Easy to please but problematic to appease

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons