We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…