Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment