The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
