You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…