There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
