The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
