In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past