A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim