I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
