The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe