In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice