God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction