If a computer could speak we could not understand it

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold