Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good