You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin