Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
