Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

There Is Always Room For

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do