Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…