Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining