I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
