7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
