I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience